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More insurance claims to make you smile! Have a great weekend.

• The pedestrian had no idea which way to run as I ran over him.
• The pedestrian had no idea which way to run as I ran over him.
• I saw a slow moving, sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off the roof of my car.
• I had been learning to drive with power steering. I turned the wheel to what I thought was enough and found myself in a different direction going the opposite way.
• The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.
• I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.

Accident? Careless? How on earth?

Friday fun

More insurance claims to make you smile! Have a great weekend.

• I was going at about 70 or 80 mph when my girlfriend on the pillion reached over and grabbed my testicles so I lost control.
• When I saw I could not avoid a collision I stepped on the gas and crashed into the other car.
• The accident happened when the right front door of a car came round the corner without giving a signal.
• I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him.
• The gentleman behind me struck me on the backside. He then went to rest in a bush with just his rear end showing.

Can you see anything in common with these accidents?

Friday fun

Here is another selection of funny insurance claims

Have a fantastic weekend and watch out for the Saturday and Sunday recipes. Well it is weekend!

• A truck backed through my windshield into my wife’s face I saw her look at me twice.
• She appeared to be making slow progress when we met on impact
• In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole
• The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth
• The accident happened when the right front door of a car came round the corner without giving a signal

Could most accidents be avoided?

Friday fun

Here is another selection of funny insurance claims.

Have a great weekend!

• An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.
• The accident occurred when I was attempting to bring my car out of a skid by steering it into the other vehicle.
• In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole.
• No one was to blame for the accident but it would never have happened if the other driver had been alert.
• I was unable to stop in time and my car crashed into the other vehicle. The driver and passengers then left immediately for a vacation with injuries.

Candidates for personal accident insurance?

Friday Fun.

Here are this weeks selection of funny insurance claims.

Have a fantastic weekend!

• I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my head through it.
• As I approached an intersection a sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident.
• To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front I struck a pedestrian.
• The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention.
• I knew the dog was possessive about the car but I would not have asked her to drive it if I had thought there was any risk.

Parking does not come naturally to everyone!

Friday Fun.

Here are this weeks selection of funny insurance claims.

Have a great weekend!

• The accident occurred when I was attempting to bring my car out of a skid by steering it into the other vehicle.
• The pedestrian ran for the pavement, but I got him.
• I was backing my car out of the driveway in the usual manner, when it was struck by the other car in the same place it had been struck several times before.
• I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my head through it.
• I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat found that I had a fractured skull.

When it rains it pours!

Friday Fun.

Here are this weeks selection of funny insurance claims.

Have a fantastic weekend!

• A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
• I had been learning to drive with power steering. I turned the wheel to what I thought was enough and found myself in a different direction going the opposite way.
• I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.
• I was on the way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident.
• The accident was caused by me waving to the man I hit last week.

Would you insure these drivers?

Friday Fun.

Here are this weeks selection of funny insurance claims.

Enjoy, and have a great weekend!

• I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law and headed over the embankment.
• The telephone pole was approaching. I was attempting to swerve out of the way when I struck the front end.
• I pulled in to the side of the rode because there was smoke coming from under the hood. I realized there was a fire in the engine, so I took my dog and smothered it with a blanket.
• I saw a slow moving, sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off the roof of my car.

Friday Fun.

Here are this weeks selection of funny insurance claims.

Enjoy, and have a great weekend!

• I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.
• My car was legally parked as it backed into another vehicle.
• The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention.
• The car in front hit the pedestrian but he got up so I hit him again.
• Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don”t have.